There are many predatory species wandering the corridors of this small office. Oh there’s one now, Grey hairicus femalus better known as the bum pinching older female. We watch as she stalks her prey, the unsuspecting new addition to the cubicle jungle, the young male known us victimicus cute-bumicus. She approaches, using a distraction technique before moving in for the kill. He dodges, but is too late as her hands slips to his posterior causing him to yelp in surprise. We watch as she moves off, leaving the injured and damaged carcass of a shivering young male behind, then finally he shudders and silently stalks back to his domain…the mental scars of said encounter to haunt him for a few hours.
We move further into the jungle towards the watering hole, where a herd of young females have gathered to quench their thirst, it seems they are in heat as a male approaches, this male is known as muscularis no-brainicus. He purposefully stretches his muscular appendages out for these...... Read Full Post